The deep, dark secrets of my closet By Kelly Hockenberry, Columnist, UnionvilleTimes.com This is a preemptive strike.  I’ll admit it.  I’m not afraid. My husband has been threatening to “out” me ever since I started this column.  And, he is playing basketball tonight and has no idea that I’m stealing his thunder… You see, I am a contradiction of sorts.  On the one hand, I absolutely...