Not that I’m asking for much, mind you, except everything By Kelly Hockenberry, Columnist, The Times Being a natural redhead, I know a thing or two about self-tanner.  I know, for example, that I need it before even thinking about putting on shorts or a bathing suit. As such, I have become something of a connoisseur due to the never ending quest to find the perfect one. It can’t make me orange,...