Editor’s note: as a bit of a holiday gift to you, our own Kelly Hockenberry has updated the 12 Days of Christmas for modern sensibilities (and maybe a hint or two). Enjoy! By Kelly Hockenberry, Columnist, The Times On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Some rain boots from Bur-ber-ry!   On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 2 leather gloves And some rain...